 WARNING:
Your Roof May NOT Be Safe
for Santa's Sleigh!
No doubt you are getting ready for Santa's arrival, and Santa is
getting ready for you. He's making his list and checking it twice,
he knows if you've been naughty or nice.
But wait! Over the years there have been numerous tragic events
due to common roofing problems that have hindered the delivery of
Santa's gifts!
It is very likely that in years past when you or a loved one was
disappointed at not getting the gift of your dreams, it was not
that you were naughty, but rather it was your unsafe
roof! Here are just a few of the problems Santa Claus
has encountered over the years:
- Santa got a sleigh runner stuck on a raised flashing that nearly
tipped the sleigh on landing. While dislodging the sleigh runner,
it bent. The bent runner increased sleigh drag in flight, slowing
the sleigh's top speed, resulting in late deliveries to the Westside.
Could a condition like this exist on
your roof?
- Rudolph stepped through some rotted roof decking. Due to the
swelling, all the blood left Rudolph's nose, the nose did not
glow so bright, resulting in Blitzen flying all night with a flashlight
in his mouth! That year some kid in Ponte Vedra got a flashlight
for Christmas that had reindeer slobber all over it! Do
you want this to happen to your child?
- Santa discovered upon returning to the North Pole that the roof
shingles of a Mandarin home were so brittle that Santa's sleigh
cut the shingles upon landing. A most gentle landing, I might
add. Rain fell that night and poured into the home, ultimately
destroying all the beautiful gifts Santa had left. The children
cried and the mother was sad. Do you
want a sad and crying family on Christmas morn?
 Turns
out how naughty you've been is not really a problem for Santa, what
is a problem is the condition of your roof! Santa can't land on
an unsafe roof. But NONE of these holiday hurts had to happen!
If only they'd had a Santa Safe Roof Inspection!
Santa is so supportive of this effort that he has negotiated a
special deal with Wally
Conway at HomePro Inspections to inspect your roof. Rumor has
it that Santa chose Wally because he has been really nice all year!
But there was the question of price. Santa told Wally to do the
roof inspections for $99. Wally told Santa to "pack snow"!
Then Santa told Wally he would turn Wally into an elf, and make
him shovel reindeer poop all summer if Wally did not agree to do
$99 Santa Safe Roof Inspections.
Wally saw it Santa's way.
So between now and
December 31 2009,
Santa Safe Roof Inspections
from HomePro are only $99.
 This
is an unprecedented offer, make sure your roof is Santa safe,
call HomePro right now to schedule your $99
Santa Safe Roof Inspection, 904-268-8211.
Ho Ho Ho! Santa really needs a safe working environment...Contact
HomePro TODAY before available appointment spots are gone!
Sincerely,
(Elf) Wally
P.S. Santa said HomePro should also offer $99
Santa Safe Wind Mitigation Inspections.
P.P.S. Santa said Wally should also offer $99
Santa Safe 4-Point Insurance Evaluations.
P.P.P.S. Santa drives a hard bargain! Buy any two $99 inspections
on this page, and get ONE FREE!
 Be
Santa Safe this year!
Buy any two below, get one FREE:
- $99 Santa Safe Roof Inspection
- $99 Santa Safe Wind Mitigation Inspection
- $99 Santa Safe 4-Point Insurance
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